The Witch’s Wine & Spirit Astrology- May 2017

modern magick and astrology for the girl and her glass..


Aries- (March 21- April 19)

You are determined to have love in your life. There is nothing wrong with that. Love should be at the top of your priority list. Keep talking to the universe about the type of partner that you are looking for and don’t give up.  There will be a few love challenges thrown at you, but girl.. you got this.  Finding a partner worth keeping can require a little extra work. It’s worth it in the long run.  Sometimes you have to kiss a few clowns to get to the ringmaster. Enjoy a bottle of Zonin Cuvee 1821 Prosecco.

Taurus- (April 20- May 20)

This month will require you to go deep within. There is a goal that you are obsessed with. Keep your eye on the prize girlfriend.  Things haven’t been going smoothly which sucks for lack of a better word, this is where your strength comes into play. Your resilience will pay off in the end. Channel your inner badass warrior, she’s ready to spring into action. Toward the end of the month you will be doing a happy dance. Enjoy some Remy Martin VSOP.  XO

Gemini -(May 21-June 20)

Your love life is front and center this month. There will be changes. With those changes come challenges, that can turn into opportunities. Let’s just say that the death card showed up. Don’t let that scare you because that means something new is about to begin. A part of you has wanted more structure and stability in your love life. Looks like your request is about to be granted. That does not mean that there won’t be any spontaneity. Just means that the love vibe will flowing in your favor. Cupid is on fire!  Think pink with a bottle of AIX Rosé .

Cancer – (June 21-July 22)

Collaboration is the key word for you this month. Teamwork is going to be important at work and at home. Maybe you feel like someone is not pulling their weight. Time to put that person in check. No need to be bitter inside, maybe they don’t even realize what they are going wrong. Speak up for yourself. It should solve the problem. Keep your eye on this person, especially if it’s someone that you work with. They have a knife sharpened with your name on it. Don’t turn around and let them use it. The sexy Apothic Red is the way to sip it!

Leo- (July 23- August 22)

You are so close to success you should be able to taste it.  Look for your intuition to be on point. Turn it up and listen in. Trust the messages that come you, the angels and guides have you covered. Take time to reflect on where you are and where you want to go. Long story short, it’s going to be a very spiritual month for you. It’s a good time to plant seeds for new opportunities. Make sure you continue to tend to your goals. Knob Creek bourbon will be perfect to relax, relate, and release.

Virgo- (August 23- September 22)

Just when things have been going smoothly, the universe throws in a plot twist. There are going to be big changes for you coming up. Will it all be easy.well no, however there will be a big ass rainbow at the end of it all. You know sometimes the universe has no choice but to bitch slap us because we haven’t been listening. Now attention must be paid.  Keep your wits about you sister. Enjoy the new ride. Put some Van Gogh Wild Appel Vodka in your glass, cheers to your wild side.

Libra- (September 23- October 22)

Keep your eye on a project that you would like to start of a new one that you have going. If you need to bring another person in to help you achieve the best results, do it.  Your creative juices will be flowing fast and furious. Take notes. If you need to spend some quality time by yourself so that your mind stays right. Sometimes the best thing to do is to chill and turn down all of the noise that life throws at us. Remember to take a deep breathe. Burn some magical aromatherapy. Basically slow your roll and listen to yourself. A bottle of Gorgorito Verdejo is a crisp delight for your palate.

Scorpio- (October 23 -November 22)

Find some time to chill out lady. You have been going at life rather hard. Make sure that you spot for a moment and enjoy the ride. Now as for your love life, what are you doing to show the universe that you are indeed open and ready for love? Fire up or go to singles event. If have a boo, add touches of romance where and when you can. Help that love fire burn. Your heart chakra looks like it has taken a vacation. Bring it back in to focus on your love vibration.  This month’s go to is Mumm Napa Brut Prestige, surround yourself with bubbles.

Sagittarius- (November 23- December 21)

Time to come up with an action plan. Being spontaneous is great, but some things require a plan. Divine feminine energy is working in your favor. Embrace the magick of it all, because when the DF is involved there is no stopping her. You may find that you are having a tug of war between the light and darkness. Just remember that your dark side informs your light.  That type of information is gold when it comes to living your best life. Celebrate your new attitude with Bodega Catena Zapata Malbec.

Capricorn- (December 22- January 20)

It’s adventure time dear Capricorn. Do something to give you back your groove. Go on a vacation even if it’s just for a long weekend. Explore a quaint countryside or go to a city full of bustle. Sit down and write a list of exciting things that  you want to do. The list can be whatever you want even if the exciting thing is napping all day.  This trip will lead to growth. Don’t try to figure out what kind of growth just do with it. The Seeker Rosé  is the one that you want.

Aquarius- (January 21- February 18)

Are you really trying to act like you don’t see the signs when they keep showing up. Now girl, yes it’s great to have a partner,  but the wrong partner? You can’t go on telling yourself that your relationship is wonderful when it’s a hot mess. The lovin’ may be slamming ( sometimes) but that’s no reason to stay with someone. Remember your worth and saunter on out the door. Just gotta clear up that runway so that someone new can land. Bluecoat Gin on the rocks or with some club soda will do you right.

Pisces- (February 19- March 20)

The fire of determination is lit inside of you. This month promises to be a very productive one. Pull out your to do list, rock it like Santa, check it once then twice. Don’t look back on what you’ve lost. Keep on looking forward and see what’s ahead. When you mentally dwell on the past it takes you off your game.  Don’t be about that life. Spend some quality time with a bottle of  Kendall-Jackson Reserve Chardonnay.



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